i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life


if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

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It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

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i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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i’ve never reblogged a more perfect photoset

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